Just Another Sarcastic Chatting With a Guy Who So Called a Newbie

January 7, 2010

Last night, I had a chit chat with my old friend. The day before yesterday, he pm me at yahoo messenger and leaved his phone number. He asked for a help. It’s about domain buying. I’m wondering why he want to buy a domain since he is totally not a blogger or an internet marketer. So I asked him several questions to know his intention.

Our conversation :

I just translated it to English

Him: Where did you buy your domain?

Me: Godaddy and Sealserver. Most of them I bought at Godaddy.

Him: Can you give me the Godaddy URL?

Me: http://www.godaddy.com

Him: Ok thank you!

Me: Why you suddenly want to buy a domain?

Him: To do adsense. Do you know what is adsense?

Me: Of course I know.

Him: How much do you earn from adsense?

Me: Not much. Just a little.

Him: I just try adsense with my friend. We only manage to get $60 till now.

Me: Wow! Cool. How long have you been doing adsense?

Him: Only two months.

I guess something’s wrong here

Me: Can I see your site which is you’re putting your adsense code?

Him: http://www.zonskodeng.com

I visited his site. Damn! His site(blogspot) is full with sexy female pictures and several forex articles.

Me: Did you receive an adsense pin form google yet?

Guess what…

Him: Not yet…By the way what is it?

Hahahaha..He never know about the pin.

Google will send you an adsense pin through mail when your account reach $10.

Him: I asked my other friend who is an adsense player to teach me about adsense..but he teached me half way. He manages to get around $2k per month from adsense that’s why I asked him to teach me. But he refused.

Me: oh i see..

In my mind I don’t believe at all what he is talking about.

Then he start to ask me my income that I never reveal till today.

Him: How much your adsense earning?

Me: Hmm..not much although I have been in adsense for one and a half year.

Him: Maybe you are lack of promoting

What the f**k! He is new in this area and dare to talk about promoting. He even don’t know about adsense pin too!

Me: Not really. I’m not focusing on adsense. I’m doing another thing. As you see, I’m a blogger who blogging at my own domain and my own blog.

Him: Could you really make money by blogging?

See, he don’t know nothing about make money online

Me: Hmm..of course I can. I earned money from private advertising, affiliate and other things except adsense.

Him: How? I’m excited to know.

Me: Easy way or hard way?

Him: Show me the easy way only lol.

Bullshit! This is what we call a newbie who want to make money online and don’t know the meaning of internet entrepreneur.

Me: I can’t show you how to make huge money but I can show you how to teach yourself to learn about making money online and blogging. It takes time because I don’t have a short cut(never had).

Him: Ok. It sounds difficult. Let me see first. Will find you if I want to learn.

Chit chat end…

The moral of the chit chat

If you are a newbie

…..don’t try to talk hype about making money online because you don’t know nothing and you don’t see the real world of make money online yet.

…..just don’t believe your friend 100% though he could tell you he make huge money online. The truth is they can totally fake it!

…..you must willing to sacrifice your time to build your online authority. No short cut to succeed! Remember that.

{ 28 comments… read them below or add one }

aman January 7, 2010 at 10:06 pm

haha. can make money from blogging meh? lol~

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Fazreen January 8, 2010 at 7:58 pm

Can or cannot? Like my former teacher said when she asked her students to answer tutorial question..Can or cannot is depends on you not the blogging stuff

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Lee Ka Hoong January 12, 2010 at 10:48 am

That’s what most of the people ask out there. Most of the oldish people don’t believe it…my parents know that I earn money online..and now on every month they ask me how much I make..haha!

That’s definitely possible!

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Fazreen January 12, 2010 at 11:23 pm

Your parents are just like mine..They know what I’m doing..They did ask me at the end of the month how much I earn..They also did tell their friends and relatives that I’m a blogger…

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Lee Ka Hoong January 16, 2010 at 12:21 pm

Haha, that’s great! At least our parents are proud of us, my parents told friends and relatives that I made money online. I didn’t earn much, but when it converts to the currency in my country, that’s considered a good income.

Anyway, keep going Fazreen!

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Fazreen January 18, 2010 at 2:04 pm

Thanks Lee..I notice you use another URL.Might be your new blog. Am I right?

oDiN January 7, 2010 at 10:14 pm

huhu .. ajar la aku .. aku pon noob jugak ni :)

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Fazreen January 8, 2010 at 7:56 pm

Kinda funny lol..You already expert man how can I teach you..

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Sahil Kotak January 7, 2010 at 10:18 pm

lol, nice interview I should say. :D Talking with newbie’s is always a great fun, and it’s like watching a Comedy show. lol. :)

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Fazreen January 8, 2010 at 7:55 pm

They are actors and we are directors..hahahha

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rohaizad January 7, 2010 at 10:43 pm

Wahhh… is it true that we can make money from blogging?
Damn it… if only I knew it 5 years ago… :)

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Fazreen January 8, 2010 at 7:55 pm

Finally, Malaysia Blogging Superstar has commented in this post. Thanks bro Ijad!

“Can you really make money blogging” did it struck your heart?

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Dana @ Blogging Update January 8, 2010 at 8:14 am

Tend to use shortcut, that’s what make many new blogger finally give up.

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Fazreen January 8, 2010 at 7:37 pm

Absolutely right Dana..Just enjoy blogging soon the money will come to us..

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chandan January 8, 2010 at 1:53 pm

Fazreen like to see the conversation. I also get such type of question from newbies. Well they only think that blogging is only for money and do not think to evaluate everything how to make their blog good.

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Fazreen January 8, 2010 at 7:35 pm

Yes, blogging is like building an empire. They will never get any bucks if they only focus on getting money. Soon they will give up..

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chandan January 8, 2010 at 8:23 pm

Yes thats right, I think who want to learn from blogging they can success other will give up soon.

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neelmoney January 8, 2010 at 7:07 pm

really funny ! that guy expecting too much . better way for him is to buy a lottery ticket.

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Fazreen January 8, 2010 at 7:33 pm

Though he buy a lottery ticket, it doesn’t guarantee he will win the lottery

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Eli @ Eli Shares January 9, 2010 at 1:58 am

I’m wondering how he can make money with adsense even without the knowledge of using google to search for “GoDaddy”, and not knowing that you can make money through blogging.

Maybe he joined some Adsense Quick Rich Scheme? But never heard of it before yet.

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Fazreen January 9, 2010 at 7:42 pm

I’m not sure about that..I think he doesn’t make any penny at all with adsense since he only join adsense for two months…It’s not easy to make money through adsense..Unless we’re very expert getting our page in front of SERPS to drive unique visitors to our sites…

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AmazingNara January 9, 2010 at 11:12 am

Haha. what a full of bullshit that newbie.
He was the same like me once.
So many question and trying hard to look like a pro.

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Fazreen January 9, 2010 at 7:39 pm

Old folks always remind, better shut up our mouth and listen to the experience first if we don’t know nothing…

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EarningStep January 11, 2010 at 5:29 pm

lol..one of the most funnies conversation that i ever read… your buddy is really trying to make you mad

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Fazreen January 11, 2010 at 10:40 pm

I’m not mad at all.. :D pity him lol..But it’s ok I will try help him out

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dr.aku.la January 12, 2010 at 12:40 am

people are easily blinded by all these so called “quick rich” programmes.
we need to do something to straighten things up.
there’s no such thing as easy money.
you have to earn it.
;)

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Lee Ka Hoong January 12, 2010 at 10:22 am

I enjoy reading this post and your conversation with the newbie. We know, newbie who doesn’t know anything about make money online, they always ask for something simple to make money.

Make money online is not a day, a week or a year task, it could take you few years to establish your blog unless you have some sifu who teaches you step-by-step, but who would do that for you for FREE? If he takes time to teach you step-by-step, why not he does other thing to make more money?

I think he is bull shitting about his friend is making $2k per month, or his friends is trying to lie him or to take advantage of him. I’d experienced it before, I was just lazy to entertain. lol!

Cheers,
Lee

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Fazreen January 12, 2010 at 11:26 pm

I quite agree with your thought..As a conclusion we don’t have any short cut to succeed..

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